it's too early

Meanwhile at Betty White's house.

micawindow:

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

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angelsavpd:

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

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*cries tears of rose water*

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m86:

40 year old neighbor passing by: what the fuck
me, with my titties hanging out the balcony with a glass of wine and the fattest blunt ever seen before in human history: hello ronald. how are the kids

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hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag

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jaxxgarcia:

“omg why are gay clubs so much more fuunnn tho??!” its not just a club it’s our hangout spot sharon after we were forced to create our own spaces since yall wouldn’t stop persecuting us for our “alternative lifestyle” brittany we literally don’t just come here to get “shwasted” mikaiylaiegh we’re here to hang out with our own people because in the time we’re here we get to forget yall exist for maybe 4 damn hours suzanne except not really, cause then you and your 20 bachelorettes show up and treat us like a human zoo donna and then you wonder why we made these spaces for our own to be with our own in the first place

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mexicanheaux:

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

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